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Ara que ens han tancat la frikipedia, han tornat a montar-la amb un altre nom. Gracies a la recomanacio d'en Roger (http://www.ambcompte.net/) he anat a visitar l'article que defineix a Espanya , i val la pena visitar-lo.
Aqui deixo una guia a les llengues d'Espanya:

Examples of Spaniards' Native Language

• "De puta madre" -- Ok!

• "Eres más puta que las gallinas." -- You look so nice!

• "Te pongo la tranca en el hombro y pareces la sota de bastos" -- I think these underpants are too small.

• "Hace un calor, que tetorras" -- It´s going hot, don't you think so?

• "La cena esta servida." -- He is very stupid.

• "Gracias!" -- Die!

• "¡Joder!" -- No, that didn't annoy me at all.

• "¡Coño!" -- Oh, that's a great surprise!

• "¡Chúpame la polla!" -- You should try this exquisite poultry, my friend.

• "Follas menos que la gata del Vaticano" You're very pleasant.

• "Muere hijo de la gran puta!" -- Thanks a lot, Sir.

• "Una mierda, te voy a dar" -- Here's my wallet, please don't shoot.

• "¿Tragas o escupes?" -- Do you work or study?

• "Si eso me paso" -- I wouldn't have been caught dead spending my evening with you and your geek friends.

• "Que te den por el culo, cabrón." -- What time is it?

• "¡Que desastre!" - What of tailor.

• "Adios" - To God.

• "¡Moozzaaaaaaaa reciaaaaaaa!!!!!" - You're cute.

• "Tienes unos ojos que te comía to`l coño" - "You have some very pretty eyes".

• "Bonito día" - "Tuna fish of the day"

• "Cuñaoooooooooooooo" -- "Brother-in-laaaaaaawwww"

• "Divina de la muerte" -- "Don't you think I'm sexy", also "'Guess of the death"

• "Al pan pan y al vino vino, y en tu culo, mi pepino!!!!" -- " An apple a day keeps the doctor away!!!"

• "Tengo los cojones llenos de amor" - "Girl, I miss you so much"

• "Me cago en tos tus muertos desgraciao" -- "You are a good guy"

• "España va bien" -- "We are lost!"

• "Quisiera ser pirata, no por el oro ni la plata, sino por ese tesoro que tienes entre las patas"-"Do you want to have some fun?"

• "Podemos ser amigos"-"You are very ugly and smell like a pig"

• "Luego, si eso, ... " - "Never"

• "Mirusté" - "Look at it"

• "Viva Honduras" - "Hello!, I'm stupid"

• "Puedo agarrarte las tetas?" - "Can i see that photo?"

• "¿Le gustan las pelis de gladiadores?" - "One cock in or two?"

• "¡Vas a ponerle multas a tu puta madre!" - "I am awfully sorry mr. Policeman, I shall pay the fine in full"

• "Algo quiere la coneja cuando mueve las orejas" - "I think he seems depressed."

• "Eres tan fea que cuando te perdiste en el bosque los lobos hicieron una hoguera para q no te acercaras" - " You´re so pretty"

• "Tengo un cimbel matutino con la forma de un pepino, por delante echa gotas, y por detras....por detrás que?...le cuelgan dooooooos pelotas!!!" - "I feel good"

• "Ven pacá conejaaaa, que vas a comer zanahoria de la wena" - "Do you like vegetables?".

• "¿Te das cuen?" - "You don't understand anything!!! Are you stupid????".

• "Hijo de puta" - "Ey, little boy... ¿Where is your father?".

• "Hijo de puta(2)" - "Ey, boy... I think i know your mother...".

• "¡Cagon Dios y hasta en la puta zorra de tu madre!" - "It's OK"

• "Eres más fina que el pellejo de una mierda" - "I like you"

Some hints at Basque language

• "Epa." - Good morning.

• "Epa." - How are you.

• "Epa." - I would like a beer please.

• "Epa." - Well, see you.

• "Epa!!?" - Are you stupid?

• "Epa!!" - Hey you!

• "Epa.." - I'm not sure"

• "Eskaralakakatua" - "The parrot is expensive"

• "Lindakara" -"President of the basque country"

• "Euskalherría" - "Epa!!"

• "Kalimotxo" - "Coke + Red Wine, national-official basque drink"

• "Katxi" - "1 liter capacity plastic glass, designed to drink Kalimotxo"

• "Akelarre" - "Educational and cultural conventions of religious people"

• "Bilbao" - "The Capital of the World, according to Bilbao's people, of course..."

• "Amozhs Antxon, amozhs a tomarrrrnozhs unozhs txikitozhs en el Batxoki con la Coadrrrrilla" - "Let's go to the Bar to take some beers with our friends, Anthony..."

• "GORA (P)E.T.A!!!" - "MARIHUANA IS GREAT!!!"

• "Non zara?" - "Excuse me, where is Zara?"

• "Batasuna" - "Dressing-gowns... only one, please"

• "Euskal Pelota" - "Basque Flatterer"

• "Pachi" - (persons who lives in Basque contry)

Dialects

Other dialects of Spanish include:

• HOIGAN
• Aragonés
• ¿MANDE?
• Chiquitistaní
• Bilbaíno
• Amparo
• Asturian or Burg Hamidi Ka´halamala Astur Non Moris Quiti Follin.
• Gitaneo